OPEN 2: JUDGEMENT DAY

[jungianthing]

do whatever u want here i dont care im not your mom

Comments

[fuckingdesolate]

I see you like camping, I love the outdoors too. Your figure is mesmerizing. Would you like to come back to my room for a good bugger courtesy of H.A.R. Philby?

[jungianthing]

Hard As (A) Rock Philby

[fuckingdesolate]

Thats why hes so popular with women. And men. Apparently. I wonder if he's buggered anyone on campus and if not what my chances are of being the first.

Speaking of which, I call dibs

[jungianthing]

i wouldnt dare touch him he looks like he cries when he cums

[fuckingdesolate]

You're absolutely right in that character judgment

I would estimate that he's a bottom, I will tolerate the crying and the potential good morning text for that

[jungianthing]

if he sends u nudes i want to see them

[fuckingdesolate]

Absolutely not I am an honourable man and if kim elects to show me his prick, which he will, it shall stay between us as gentlemen

[jungianthing]

well describe it to me themn.

[fuckingdesolate]

In general terms only i dont blow and tell




Normally i dont blow at all obviously but kim is fragile masculinity im sure of it have you seen his porn blog

[jungianthing]

no what the fuck why wasnt i informed the second you found out abt this

[fuckingdesolate]

He has a link to it on his page

all b cup white women with jiggling tits and erect nipples, a real fuck fantasy. Kim Philby a monument to feminsim

[jungianthing]

im so upset
what would be funny is if i set him up with my ex gf

[fuckingdesolate]

No. Wait until ive had my chance before you expose her to the charms of our dearest kim

[jungianthing]

she would probably kill him ur right
u go first and then ill call vanessa

[fuckingdesolate]

I think you should text her, less likely to castrate you with her voice

[jungianthing]

she loves me, why are you saying these things about and to me

[fuckingdesolate]

I,m a blazing homosexual i have no motivation to understand the fairer sex

[jungianthing]

u want to get her on ur side she has a band she can play it at ur funeral

[fuckingdesolate]

I want them to play a cacaphobny of cries uttered in the throes of sensual pleasure and Boney Ms rasputin

[jungianthing]

im sure she can do that

[fuckingdesolate]

What is her price

[jungianthing]

well what the fuck i just asked and she said she gets paid $70 an hour
do u have that kind of money

[fuckingdesolate]

Absolutely. One of the club, remember. My poor old father was quite successful before he keeled over mid bugger

[jungianthing]

man i have like $7 in my bank account rn

[fuckingdesolate]

Sell some of your weed