OPEN 2: JUDGEMENT DAY

[jungianthing]

do whatever u want here i dont care im not your mom

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[fuckingdesolate]

Ok mother five more mineutes

[jungianthing]

come to my dorm pblease i need to make sure they didnt cut off your toes or anything

[fuckingdesolate]

Im sure dollop will be thriled if i do

Sayno more

[jungianthing]

literally if you dont turn up at my door in AN HOUR i will actually legitimately call the police
i am WAITING bitch

[fuckingdesolate]

im putting on my pants acn you please be patient

im going to go to wedys i think. wht d you want

[jungianthing]

baconator and fries n a vanilla frosty im watching my figure ;)

[fuckingdesolate]

;))))

Bt also bloody aemericans smh

[jungianthing]

im waiting.

[fuckingdesolate]

And im walking doyou want endys or not

[jungianthing]

yes i want wendys
what am i an animal?????

[fuckingdesolate]

Then you havwe to wait for wendys theres a line

[jungianthing]

just barge to the front ur english u have the authority

[fuckingdesolate]

i absolutely do you are correct

Im already in athe front now thaough

[jungianthing]

clearly it wasnt a very long line

[fuckingdesolate]

Its called fast fod for a reason

They dont make them to order joker. They mass produce them patty anfter patty and then assempble them

[jungianthing]

do you think i dont know this
you are speaking to a former subway artist

[fuckingdesolate]

forgive me ive spoken out of turn

[jungianthing]

idk if i even CAN forgive you :/

[fuckingdesolate]

Im bringing you wedys plese accept my gift. a gesture of friendship

[jungianthing]

maybe.....we'll just have to wait and see

[fuckingdesolate]

Soit sieems

Youre goign to have to get the door i lost my key lmao

[jungianthing]

i hate you

[ he's waiting in the lobby in an inflammatory sweater and a pair of plaid pyjama pants by the time guy arrives, sitting on the slightly threadbare couch with his slipper sock feet on the side table. ]

Fuck. Finally. I thought you died, man.

[fuckingdesolate]

Do I look like someone who's dying?

[ Guy gestures with the Wendy's bag and almost throws himself off balance, but manages to ungracefully regain his footing just in time to not bust his ass on the tile floor. He saunters forward as if he's a distinguished guest. ]

Anyway, let me in upstairs. Evacuate Reed if he's there though.

[jungianthing]

You do, actually.

[ he is. joker takes a moment to glower at him, and gets up with an exaggerated slowness that's meant to be ominous but just kind of looks like he has hip pain. he grabs guy by the wrist and drags him towards the elevator. ] He's gonna be leaving as you're coming in so you have to be fucking – civil, okay. And if you even utter Bernie Sanders' name or whatever I'm gonna slice off your head with my next door neighbour's nerd-ass katana.

[fuckingdesolate]

[ Guy's feet take a moment to catch up with the pull on his wrist, but he manages a stumbling step forward in time to not fall. Again. ]

I won't make any promises. A dollop is as a dollop does.